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Welcome to Gingerbread Epcot. Or as I like to call it: Experimental Prototype Candy Of Tomorrow. This year’s gingerbread project was a celebration of Spencer and Templar‘s trip to Disney World last January. In anticipation of the trip, last year we considered the idea of building Spaceship Earth from Epcot but realized too late that the structural properties of gingerbread need quite a bit of help supporting itself in a geodesic formation. But with a year to think about ideas, we happened upon a plan. We obtained a foam crafting ball as deployed it as the central core of the iconic Epcot structure: Spaceship Earth.

From there it was a matter of constructing a number of smaller structures to represent some of the various countries in the World Showcase around the big lagoon. We also added two other major Epcot attractions not associated with the World Showcase: Test Track and the octopus-shaped Living Seas aquarium.

World Showcase LagoonAs always there are elements of gallows humor in this year’s exhibit. Several of the gummi Imagineers have caught fire on the firework floats within the lagoon– and somehow a great white shark is swimming freely after hapless prey floundering near the promenade.

You know, another typical Christmas scene.

The prominent duck terrorizing gummi patrons behind Spaceship Earth is not named Donald as one might expect. This is a returning appearance of Atomic Duck one of our first gingerbread scenes years ago.

Mackinac Island

In January I entered the Go The Distance fitness event with US Masters Swimming. Go The Distance is designed to provide motivation for regular workouts over the course of the calendar year. Sponsors provide small rewards for hitting particular milestones, but the object of the event is not so much a competition as it is a way to pay attention to a regular exercise routine. USMS designed it to aid swimmers with committing to a long-term goal and provides tools for helping to track progress over the course of a longer timeframe– certainly much longer than a given workout, or even a week or month. A year of swimming is a lot to keep track of. Today I reached my goal: Mackinac Island (333 miles away).

When I was setting this goal, I dissembled over just how far I felt comfortable swimming in 2012. I swam 215 miles in 2011– my first year back of semi-regular swimming– and only the last three months of that included any time with the Masters team. So for 2012, I played around with a total distance somewhere between what I knew I could do from the previous year and that magical “mile a day” total of 366 miles. In January of 2012, 366 miles seemed very far away. (If you’re wondering why I didn’t use 365 miles for my upper limit, I point out the fact that 2012 was a leap year. There was an extra day to swim this year, and consequently I argued a true “mile a day” total must account for that extra day.) 366 miles is over 70% further than what I had accomplished the year before.

I considered my the ramp-up approach in 2011. At the beginning of the year I was swimming three times a week for a total of 3000-4000 yards. By the time December came around I was swimming five times a week and averaging 11000-12000 yards in the same timeframe. I knew was not going to triple my yardage again in 2012. Initially I planned on a total of 500 km (311 miles) and after a few months, I realized that I was on pace to hit that goal sometime in mid-October, but would probably fall short of 366 miles by the end of the year. That’s when the idea hit me to set my goal distance to be identical to the distance of the Chicago Yacht Club’s Race to Mackinac: 333 statute miles (536 kilometers, 290 nautical miles).

And now, today, I have accomplished that goal.

Along the way I swam in three meets: Evanston Masters Meet, Illinois State Meet and Big Shoulders. I tried open water swimming for the first time in my life. I took my wetsuit with me to Lake Tahoe and swam in that 54° water. I missed at least a dozen workouts in September while I recovered from a serious bout of bronchitis. And I still hit my goal two weeks ahead of schedule. Most recently I’ve been promoted out of my lane with the Blue Dolphins; I’m now swimming with the “fast kids”. I’m the slowest of the fast kids, but I’m swimming with them.

What’s next?

The Book Thief, Markus Zusak The Book Thief by Markus Zusak is the Fall 2012 selection for “One Book, One Chicago”. Narrated by Death and set in Nazi Germany, this award-winning novel, chronicles the story of the titular character a girl named Liesel Meminger. Originally intended as a novel for young adults, its selection by the Chicago Public Library has elevated its status– at last in my eyes– as something that can (perhaps ought) to be read by everyone. As art should, the novel raises important questions about how we pursue our lives:

  • What choices do we make about groups we will belong to?
  • What groups do we belong to without choice?
  • What are the consequences of belonging to groups?
  • How do we show courage? Or cowardice?
  • Who has power? How do we come by it?
  • Can words give us power?

The Deal From Hell, James O'Shea Two months after I stopped working for Tribune Company, David Carr published his takedown in the New York Times, “At Flagging Tribune, Tales of a Bankrupt Culture”. Ten days later, Chief Innovation Officer Lee Abrams, resigned after continued boorish behavior. Three days after that, CEO Randy Michaels resigned at the request of the board of directors. Busy few weeks there at the Tower. But it really wasn’t that simple. And it’s only with a bit of distance away from it that I’m starting to piece together the various elements.

Enter James O’Shea.

To be more accurate, O’Shea had been there all along. He’s an accomplished journalist, serving as the editors of both the Tribune Company flagship newspapers: the Chicago Tribune and the Los Angeles Times. The Deal From Hell is O’Shea’s riveting frontline report about how news industry executives and editors made a series of decisions that systematically endangered journalistic credibility and drove the papers to bankruptcy and quite possibly the brink of extinction. I’m not reading this out of spite or to dance on any graves. My three years working at Tribune were some of the most influential and beneficial years of my career. The people I worked with day to day, the opportunities I was afforded, the self-confidence the experiences engendered– for these things I am forever grateful.

It is because of that gratitude that I am so curious to learn just what the hell happened. I’ve continued to inform myself over the years: “News War”, Page One, Jim Romenesko, LA Observed and a number of other sources have all fed into my amateur attempts to make sense of it all. I am thankful to add James O’Shea and his highly informative book to that list.

Ready Player One, Ernest Cline For many of us that grew up in the 80s, the video game arcade holds a special allure. The one I haunted at our local mall was appropriately named “The Goldmine”. I spent hours in there playing all kinds of games. And then came home to spend even more time playing on the Atari 2600. Games have always fascinated me: video games, board games, role-playing game, card games. All kinds of games, but especially the sorts of games that were published during my youth in the 80s. So when Smokes recommended that I read this book based on the premise that a quirky billionaire has created a contest based on the details and the spirit of those games, I was intrigued. Ready Player One is the first novel by Ernest Cline. I’ve read a number of various descriptions of the book: quest novel, love story, nostalgia, dystopia, “Willy Wonka meets The Matrix“, and virtual space opera are just a few. Set in a universe where spell-slinging mages battle giant Japanese robots, Ready Player One is a critical mass of 80s pop-culture. The geekier the better.

Perhaps even more interesting is the game within the book itself. Cline’s own obsession with the 80s is manifest in his project car. In an interview with Stephanie Carmichael of VentureBeat, he describes the car this way:

“I have modified the car so that it matches the DeLorean driven by the protagonist in my book. I’ve added personalized license plates that read ECTO88. I’ve also outfitted the car with a KITT scanner from ‘Knight Rider’, an Oscillation Overthruster from Buckaroo Banzai, a large array of Ghostbusting equipment, and a Flux Capacitor. So now it’s a time-traveling, knight-riding, ghostbusting jet car. Probably the geekiest vehicle in history. I love it.”

But he didn’t just build one of these cars. He built two. One is for himself — and occasionally he allows friends to sit in it. The other is a prize to the first reader clever enough to solve the series of puzzles within the novel itself.

It’s a fun book. If you’ve ever enjoyed a game of Dungeons & Dragons, a John Hughes film or an Oingo Bongo song, I guarantee there will be something in it for you.

If you’ve been reading this blog for a while now, you may have heard this story before. Here’s the short summary. Man is out and about doing something totally mundane– walking home from a friend’s house or ferrying garbage and laundry across a lake in a small boat at the end of a summer vacation– when he suddenly and violently strikes his head. He is rushed to the hospital and falls into a coma. Meanwhile, the wife, not present at the scene, rushes to her husband, and waits. Because that’s what you do when someone you love is in a coma. You wait. The patient either comes out of it or doesn’t. In our story, the man does eventually awaken from the coma. Although it’s straining credulity a little bit to say he is the same person as he was before.

This is the story of traumatic brain injury. It is what happened to Alan Forman in the summer of 1996. And it is what happened to me in the beginning of 2005. Where Is the Mango Princess? is a non-fiction account by humorist Cathy Crimmins. Alan is Crimmins’ husband. His head was run over by a speedboat while the family was on vacation in Canada. The book is an intimate account of the effects of traumatic brain injury, not only on the direct victim, but on her, their daughter and every aspect of their lives.

My friend, Princess, told me about the book when we were talking about her senior level physiology class she’s taking this quarter at Northwestern. Part of this class comprises a disease symposium. Students group up and research a given topic. She has chosen traumatic brain injury and using the Forman case to present for the symposium. I’m reading the book for more personal reasons. I have a strong personal interest in TBI. Whirl is concerned that it is causing me distress to read this book. I admit there are a peculiar number of similarities in the cases. The sections about recovery and therapy have been the most troublesome for me, bringing up echos of my own anger and sense of helplessness at the time. Crimmins writes with a voice that is at once deeply personal, gut-wrenching and often hilarious. I applaud her for that.

When I’m finished with this book, it will stand alongside My Stroke of Insight, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Brainlash and Your Miracle Brain as part of my ever-growing library about scrambled eggs.

When I told Mick that I was reading the fifth book in the Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin he offered to save me the trouble of wading through the 1000 pages to find out what happens, “everybody dies.” Mick is like a number of people I’ve met who started reading these books early. Years ago. They are interested in the series, and invested in the story. You have to be invested after 5000 pages of text about a very rich and interesting world and set of characters.

But there have been some significant delays in getting the story out of Martin’s head, onto paper and into the hands of readers. The first three books came out in pretty short order. Three books in about four years. Then it was five years before the fourth book. And five more years for the fifth, A Dance with Dragons. Martin has publicly committed to writing a sixth book, The Winds of Winter, but with no date attached to it. And there have been rumors of a seventh and even an eighth volume. When a fan started to become restless about the interval between the fourth and fifth books, Neil Gaiman came to Martin’s defense on his blog, upbraiding the reader directly:

George R.R. Martin is not your bitch.

Mick’s complaint is that the story doesn’t have an ending. It’s not that Martin doesn’t know how to end it. It’s that Martin has created something that is essentially lacks the capacity to be ended– and certainly not ended in a satisfying narrative way. Or I should say, not a way that is satisfying to Mick. I haven’t had a particular problem with the story abruptly breaking off at the end of the various volumes. I enjoy the telling of it. I’m less interested in the final destination, at this point. I have faith that Martin will resolve some of the large story items, as he has done in the past. Battles will be fought. Primary characters that have been with us for some time get a spotlight– and often as not, as Mick addressed, a death scene. That’s okay with me. I like it. I enjoy it.

So when Whirl finally gave up waiting for the paperback edition of A Dance with Dragons to come out and acquired the hardback edition, I picked it up, nearly dropped it, and began lugging it around. I joked that the volume was doubling as some strength training exercises for swimming. It’s a very big book. The other day after Sunday swim practice, I stopped by Eppel’s for a delicious breakfast. I had the book with me. I was planning on reading some of it while I sipped my coffee and ate. My waitress saw it and immediately started talking to me about it. She has been a fan of the series since the first volume was published back in 1996. She said she was one of the fans who would rush to get the next volume on the first day it was published. So she was acutely aware of the five-year breaks that have occurred with the last couple installments.

I’ve kept up with the HBO television adaptation. And more recently have played the second edition of a wonderful board game based on the series with Hurricane, Steamboat and Whirl a couple of times. The first game, a 4-player game, I played House Stark, came close to winning, and lost to Greyjoy. The second game, a 6-player game, I played House Martell, came close to winning despite the repeated treachery of my child bride as House Tyrell, and lost to Greyjoy again. There may just be something to that family’s penchant for sociopathic ferocity. It’s a beautiful, brilliant game. If you are a fan of the book or television series and of board games, I highly recommend it.

But for now I must settle down and finish this volume, so that I can wait with my fellow fans for the next one. Someday.

Alright, so that went fast. It took me just two short days to finish Catching Fire, and now I’m already deeply into the third and final volume of the Hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay.

No doubt my enthusiasm to jump into the next book was fueled by the cliff-hanger ending of the second book. Fortunately for me, Whirl had already acquired the third book, and all I needed to do was put down book two and pick book three to continue reading.

Once again, Collins has expanded the scope of the story. Characters we met early in the series have grown to become icons, symbols and archetypes in a much broader conflict. Questions of true motivations, loyalty, trust and integrity all have greater meaning and consequence. Her interest in Greek mythology is most obvious in this book — and not just because two of the new characters are named Castor and Pollux. Rather it is in her use of characters to take on the ornamentation of concepts larger than themselves, to become living symbols or ideals. And always, because they are also human, to be flawed. I appreciate that touch in these novels. — And while the plot may stumble here or there on a particular obstacle, that larger point remains intact, propelling both the narrative and the associated messages along with it.

I’ve been patiently waiting for someone to publish the second and third volumes of the Suzanne Collins‘ Hunger Games series in paperback. I read the first volume in the series back in June and figured that with the success of the film, the paperback editions would come out shortly. I was wrong. A simple bit of research shows that an initial paperback edition was published, but was quickly sold out and not republished. I was patient. I waited.

In interim Whirl picked up the first book and tore through it. Before I knew it, she had returned from the bookstore with the hardback editions of the second and third books, explaining “I’m sorry, babe. I just couldn’t wait to read what happens.” She offered me some cool consolation, “You can read them right after I’m done?” I’d waited this long, I could wait a little bit longer. I didn’t have to wait long at all. Whirl finished the series with her characteristic speed and efficiency. Less than a week later and I had Catching Fire in my hands.

Catching Fire picks up six months after the ending of The Hunger Games. Like the first book, this one is told from a first-person point of view. Without giving much of the plot away, I will say that this book portrays a much broader picture of the world in which the characters live — geographic, political and social distinctions are all described. As a result we meet a number of new characters, and catch up with several who survived the first book. Some are more intact than others. The stakes are higher, the drama escalates appropriately and I’m still not sure who is wearing white hats and who is wearing black. And I appreciate that immensely.

Shortly after I started reading this volume, we watched the film adaptation of the first novel directed by Gary Ross and starring Jennifer Lawrence as the protagonist Katniss Everdeen. I quite enjoyed the film and am looking forward to the subsequent installments in the series. I think the inclusion of Suzanne Collins in the screenplay adaptation helped considerably in the transition from a first-person narrative to a limited third-person, cinematic perspective.

In late June, I made the decision to compete in the Big Shoulders 5K open water race. The race wasn’t until the end of summer, and since summer had only just begun, the end of it was a long time to go. Far too long to get worked up about. We’re talking June, and the race wasn’t until the second weekend in September. I mean, when I was a kid one summer was the equivalent of seven years! Maybe even more. One summer was a lifetime.

Well, June became July. July became the trip to Lake Tahoe, and before I knew it I was two weeks out from the race and asking my lane mates, Stephanie and Bernice, if they might be interested in skipping the usual open water practice and swim a test run from Ohio Street Beach to Ladder 1 and back. I figured that would be a fair approximation the Big Shoulders 5K distance. So we did. And I finished it. And I didn’t drown. (Whirl was happy for that.) I swam my regular practices in the pool, finished the last couple open water swims of the year and kept a watchful eye on the weather.

I put together this map of several of the Ohio Street Beach swim courses.

  • 1 mile course from the beach to Oak Street and back (blue)
  • 50 m sprints between the half-mile mark and the first ladder (red)
  • 2.6 mile loop from the beach to Ladder 1 (blue)
  • 2.5 km loop course for Big Shoulders (green)

Since March, the weather has been unseasonably warm. That’s kept the lake at very comfortable temperatures: ranging between 74 and 83F. I quickly learned that at those temperatures no wetsuit is required. That’s a good thing, because despite my child bride’s generous birthday gift of a new suit, I find swimming in a wetsuit an unnatural experience. I also learned that it doesn’t take much to radically change the water temperature. A good storm can churn things up so that the temperature drops 10 degrees or more in a day. I’m comfortable at 74F. 64F, not so much.

So for the ten days leading up to the race, I kept checking the weather. Day after day, everyone was reporting the same thing. Tom Skilling gleefully described a lengthy series of pleasant, sunny 85-degree days. Right up until Saturday. Race day. Skilling predicted a dramatic cold front would sweep in the night before the race that would drop the air temperature almost thirty degrees, bring rain and a strong, cold wind out of the north. You know, ideal conditions for swimming in a Great Lake. “Oh well,” I said to myself. “Can’t do much to change the weather. Not much use in worrying about it.”

Against the Waves

Saturday morning came and part of the weather prediction was true. The air temperature had dropped dramatically, but the clouds failed to materialize. And while mom, Whirl and I rode the bus to the beach, I allowed the optimistic thought that maybe the wind wouldn’t appear either. When we got to the beach, I saw my mistake. The wind — now blowing about 10-15 mph out of the northwest — was bringing in 1-2 foot rollers right down the lakeshore along the last leg of the course. So, if nothing else, we had that going for us: we would be able to bodysurf our way into the finish. And the water was not as rough as I had swam in over the summer. Hell, it was significantly worse when we did the run to Ladder 1 two weeks earlier.

But the sun was out. The Ohio Street Bouy was reporting water temperature at 75F.

I Y W tI met up with my teammates from Chicago Blue Dolphins. We worked our way through registration, picked up our goodie bags, got marked up with our numbers, attached timing chips to our ankles and waited impatiently for the course talk. At some point we started stretching with Bernice’s “I Y W t” routine and Whirl was there with the camera to capture us in the act. Stretch your arms up straight like you’re forming the letter “I”. Then “Y”. Then “W” then finally a lower-case “t”. Accompanying the stretch with a silly grin is strongly encouraged.

Before long the lifeguards took to their rowboats and took positions around the course. The elite first wave took to the water for the start. I should note here that this year’s qualifying time for that first wave was 1:08:00. Nearly three miles-per-hour.

And just a few minutes later I made my way into the water out to the start. With a rather subdued electronic beep, we were off. And the first major difference between a pool start and an open water start became intimately familiar. Pool starts, each swimmer has their own lane. There’s no contention for water or air. No one kicks you in the face or the chest. You don’t smack anyone else across the skull and you reach forward. It’s very controlled and civilized. An open water mass start isn’t. It’s a blinding churn of arms and legs and murky water. And I just hoped that I would travel along with most everyone else in the general direction of that first marker without losing my goggles.

Wave 3

By the time I rounded that first marker, my wave had stretched out and I was cruising along without difficulty other than the second major difference between open water swimming and pool swimming. In the lake there are no lane lines to either side, no painted lines on the bottom. Nothing. Now I’d practiced this arcane art of “sighting” all summer in our open water practices but somewhere in the excitement of the moment, I seemed to have forgotten most of what I’d learned. I swam pretty wide on several of the legs. That’s one of the areas I can definitely improve upon for next time.

After the start, the remainder of the swim fell into a comfortable rhythm. I was passed by a few swimmers from the waves behind me, and I passed a few people in the waves ahead of me. My goal was to finish the race in 1:45:00, with a stretch goal of finishing in 1:30:00. Official results were posted online in the afternoon:

1:33:50Not Ryan Lochte calibre, but I am extremely pleased. A couple points of comparision: Adam Dawkins (0:59:25) was the overall winner, Barbara Richter (1:01:51) was top finisher for the women and second only behind Dawkins. Daniel Hamzik, 69, (1:25:24) was the oldest swimmer in the race to post a finishing time in the 5K, beating my time by eight minutes. John Le Bourgeois, 74, posted a 0:53:09 in the 2.5K race. Three 60-year old women finished the 5K, Laurie Tanimura (1:34:55) was the fastest in that division. In my division, Men 40-44, there were eight of us between 1:30 and 1:34. And across all divisions there were 55 swimmers in that time range. Which tells me while I’m not the fastest by a longshot, I’m right there in the middle of things. And that gives me a great boost of confidence and inspiration to try it again next year. It really was a blast.

I’d like to thank Whirl and my mom for coming out early in the morning to cheer me on and all my friends and family who gave their support over the summer. It was exciting challenge and I am really happy to have done it.

Thank you!