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I have returned. I spent the last twelve days in Europe. My work sent me there. And at the end of the day it was work that dominated my time. Despite the best of intentions I did not spend a great deal of time sightseeing or experiencing the culture. True, I got a few opportunities. Nevertheless, the most of my time was spent inside various office buildings, hotel rooms and airplane cabins working on stubborn problems and curiously tenacious projects.

You ain’t got no problem, Jules. I’m on the motherfucker. Wait for the Wolf– who should be coming directly.
You sendin’ the Wolf?
Oh, you feel better, motherfucker?

Before departing I considered that work was sending me in to solve a litany of problems: similar to the way Marsellus Wallace sent in the Wolf to deal with Vincent’s and Jules’ tricky set of self-induced problems in Pulp Fiction. I fashioned myself a professional troubleshooter: the Wolf. This trip would be my way to redeem myself. It would be my way to rise to a challenge and succeed: alone, in foreign lands, and against unforeseen adversity.

And now I am back.

I will discover Monday how successful I was in completing my set of tasks. They were many and varied—and without going into recriminating detail—allow me to say that the promises of unforeseen adversity were more than well-fulfilled. Despite my planning and preparation, I had my share of surprises. “ No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.” My experience was no different in this regard. I either overcame these surprises or found a way to work around them. I am proud of my accomplishments.

For those of you faithful readers who may not know the details, my itinerary consisted of three stops in Europe to our three locations there: London, England; Newcastle upon Tyne; and München, Germany. As I mentioned above, the overwhelming majority of my time was spent working. My humorous anecdotes and observations are mostly limited to the margins of my stay. I have a few pictures of England—unfortunately I have none of Germany.

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So come on rally ‘round this brave and valiant cause
With tradition pride and honor at its core.
With swords drawn to defend,
stood these noble-hearted men.
Faugh-an-ballagh! Clear the way, me boys!

The White Sox won the World Series. Eighty-eight years have come and gone since the last time that statement was both true and relevant. Let me say it again. The White Sox have won the World Series.

The White Sox finished the regular season with a record of 99-63. The White Sox defeated the Boston Red Sox in the Divisional Playoff Series three games to none. The White Sox defeated the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in the American League Championship Series four games to one. The White Sox defeated the Houston Astros in the World Series four games to none. At the end of the regular season, the White Sox wanted to win eleven games. On October 26th, 2005 the White Sox had won eleven games. The White Sox played twelve games; the White Sox won eleven of them — Eleven wins and one loss; eleven wins and one loss in the playoffs.

I watched all twelve games. I cheered all twelve games. I yearned over all twelve games.

Muckrakers, pundits and malcontents will attempt to diminish this overpowering accomplishment. They will start by reminding anyone who will listen about the “strike three, not out” play in Game Two of the American League Championship Series. They will continue to second-guess, revise and recriminate a season’s worth of play. Some feckless, uninspired bastards may sink so low as to dwell once more upon the moral failure of the squad from 1919.

These assholes will fail.

The White Sox won the World Series.

Remember these names: Scott Podsednik, Tadahito Iguchi, Jermaine Dye, Paul Konerko, Carl Everett, Aaron Rowand, A.J. Pierzynski, Joe Crede, Juan Uribe, Jose Contreras, Mark Buehrle, Jon Garland, Freddy Garcia, Orlando Hernandez, Bobby Jenks, Neal Cotts, Cliff Politte, Damaso Marte, Luis Vizcaino, Dustin Hermanson, Brian McCarthy, Geoff Blum, Willie Harris, Timo Perez, Chris Widger, Frank Thomas, and Ozzie Guillen.

Remember them well. Remember them very well.

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I love baseball. I cannot say that I have always loved baseball. I played baseball as a boy. I played football and basketball, too. I was not particularly good at any of these sports initially and I did not stick with them long enough to become good at them. My fondest boyhood baseball memory is of hitting a triple. I did that once—in three seasons. As a consequence of all of this my interest in professional baseball was passing at best.

I did always want to play hockey but never got the chance. The father of one of my best friends was a goalie for a semi-professional hockey team. He took us to a number of hockey games and introduced us to the sport. I learned how to skate. I learned some of the game. I remember the miracle on ice. I watched it on television with my friends and family. Nevertheless, I was never successful in convincing my parents to let me play. No, my boyhood sports were swimming and cycling. I did well at those. But other than the Olympics, there was not a lot of media coverage paid to those sports. Lance Armstrong is a year younger than I am. The Tour de Lance does not start until 1999. In my time as a cyclist I did get a chance to meet Greg LeMond, Bernault Hinault, Connie Carpenter, Alexi Grewal, Mark Gorski and Nelson Vails, courtesy of the Coors Classic and the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs.

Those names are not particularly famous. No one would confuse them with professional ball players. If you wanted to follow major league sports in Colorado there were two teams: the Denver Broncos and the Denver Nuggets. The Colorado Rockies did not join the National League until expansion in 1993 along with the Florida Marlins. The Colorado Avalanche did not arrive in Denver until 1995.

At the time the nearest Major League baseball team was the Kansas City Royals—nearly 500 miles away. The Colorado Springs Sky Sox—45 miles up the road—played two seasons before I left for college. They got some coverage—but that was minor league ball for the Cleveland Indians. I think that if one was not already a baseball fan, the fate of the Sky Sox was not overly compelling. The Royals did not make the local papers or the local news other than the box scores. Even the 1985 World Series win over the St. Louis Cardinals did not garner a lot of attention in my corner of the next state over. I remember watching some of the 1981 series between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the New York Yankees with some of my friends. I did not do it because I was particularly interested in baseball. I did it because I wanted to be with them. They were Yankee fans—so the series was a disappointment to them. I did not really care. It would be over a decade before I watched another Series.

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Sé mo laoch mo Ghile Mear
‘Sé mo Chaesar, Ghile Mear,
Suan ná séan ní bhfuaireas féin
Ó chuaigh i gcéin mo Ghile Mear

I have had a demanding month. The loudest voice making demands has been my workplace. We continue to lurch along at an awkward gait. The declared goal is: put together a cohesive set of studios around the world. Up until recently we operated only as a loosely affiliated hegemony. We shared a common stock symbol. We did not share much of anything else.

Even within a given studio location the balkanization was fierce— remains fierce. My work is often strained or blind-sided by these competing factions. I am overstating when I say competing. I do not believe that to be the case. What I believe is that the various principalities, baronies and fiefdoms are almost entirely ignorant of anyone else. In the end, they unwittingly make war upon one another. And like a poor free lance trapped in a post-Modern feudal system, I fight for and then against each liege lord in our Kafkaesque empire.

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I was speaking to my friend, Farmboy, yesterday. After a peculiarly arduous turn of events at work I had reached a more-or-less comfortable steady state. I had time to take a breath and look around. I had time to think about what had been going on all day. The act of reflecting prompted the question:

Which problem do you prefer to tackle—the difficult technical problem with concepts you know very little about or the difficult social problem with the people you know very little about?

For several minutes I thought only about that particular question. I had asked it; Farmboy had answered it providing his opinion on the matter. When my turn came to do likewise I hesitated some more and then weakly conceded to the answer Farmboy had given. I did not like my answer. I do not know why I did not like my answer—I did not like it. I attributed this distaste to the wide variety of problems with which over the course of the day I had had to contend. I was sullen. I was churlish.

I wanted to answer, “Fuck off!”

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My friends often talk about personality types. They take various quizzes and tests and they talk about the results. Often they post these results and discussions to their various websites. These tests and quizzes can be anything from the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator and Keirsey Temperament Sorter to zodiac signs to What Harry Potter Character Are You?

For a sampling of some of these tests and quizzes, see the Personality Project, Quizilla, and the Geek Code.

I am interested in our apparent need to categorize and classify ourselves. It is not a new task. Unsurprisingly to those that know me, I am most interested in the early generations of these sorts of systems— those you will find appropriately categorized under philosophy. When wisdom itself had not yet become overly rationalized and categorized to the point that it becomes exceedingly difficult to talk about meaningfully. In many instances this difficulty is directly attributable to the very methods of discussion. Talk has become too complex. Expertise and mastery has become conflated with pedantry, recapitulation and recrimination.

Maybe this is why I am fond of the theory of the four humours.

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